“Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.” Recap S1/E15 “Yes Men”

Warning: Major Spoilers!

This week’s episode of Agents of SHIELD begins with a biker bar in the middle of nowhere. A hot redhead gets out of a car, wearing old emerald green clothing. Conversing with a man, she is able to mind control, the man she arrived with is no longer and her rugged biker man is hers. Lorelei demands to be introduced to her men.

Skye wakes up in the portable hospital and is in pain. Gemma knocks on the window, demands that she get back in bed, and draws blood from her patient. Although Skye is having it rough, she is thankful for Gemma. Ward comes in to chat and Skye is feeling a little blah. Ward is glad that she is well, but blames himself for what happened. Skye wants to train more and Ward is weary. Gemma is in the lab and informs Fitz that Skye has a hunch about all the blood draws. Nothing has been found on a cellular level and, with Skye recuperating faster everyday, she is unsure what to look for – even with Coulson.

“Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.” Trailer – Lady Sif, Bill Paxton and Captain America Join

Coulson meets with a bald man called the quit guy who shouts a little too much, and no one knows where director Fury is. How was Tahiti?

May, Ward, Gemma and Fitz are in the middle of a situation and, with Coulson MIA, that means they are on their own, tracking the Asgardian material and who could have it. On the road, May asks how close they are and all of a sudden, a beam of energy strikes down and a woman appears; it is none other than Lady Sif. Lady Sif notices that the Agents are allies and May orders their weapons down. Lady Sif also mentions that the planet is in grave danger. What? Who? Where?

Sif comes on board, Coulson is amazed and is willing to help one of the greatest warriors of Asgard. May wants him to be ready and Coulson assures that he is fine. In the main lab, Sif is astonished that Coulson is alive. The two enjoy one another’s company, but get right down to basics. Lorelei is on earth and is taking mankind, one by one. Sif has a weapon that will shut her up and put her in captivity, and Coulson demands that a search be started.

Lorelei and her man are in a biker bar and she demands gold. He brings cash and she is less than happy. Rooster explains that the money is their type of gold and then a woman rushes in, mad that her calls and texts have not been answered. Lorelei wants to know who and when Rooster/Duane mentions it is his wife, Lorelei plays her little flirtatious game.

On the plane, Sif and Coulson are looking for a trace of Lorelei somewhere and before they know it, a trace come up with theft and that is exactly where Lorelei could be. Ward and May are with Fitz, arming up with some of the upgraded weapons. Lady Sif, on the other hand, is geared up and ready to battle.

On scene, the agents pull up to police guarding the building. Coulson wants to know if there is a woman inside and one of the cops pulls out a gun. It turns out that they are there to protect her. A shootout ensues, Lorelei wonders what is going on and Duane is there to protect her, and informs Lorelei of what is going on. When Sif enters the bar, she and Lorelei are ready for a show down. Ward is one on one with Rooster and punches him, taking him down. Ward is greeted by Lorelei and he stands tall at first, until she touches him and he turns to putty. Ward jumps on a motorcycle with her and they are off. Coulson wants to track Ward and while Skye does not want to just sit there and count tiles, so she gets to track Ward via the list of potential aliases he has to keep her off the radar.

In a casino, Ward and Lorelei are going up to a room and the two talk about love, when Lorelei sweet talks Ward for an army. The two are in a suite for sexy time. Lorelei is wrapped in a sheet, reminiscing and Ward gets out of bed and holds her. Lorelei talks about Sif, how powerful she is and he grabs a gun and cocks it.

Sif is sharpening her sword and May asks to use it. She tosses it around for a second and hands it back. Sif is impressed that May has used swords before. Ward is lethal and the agents’ best on hand and Sif knows how May feels. Coulson jumps in with a potential lead on the jackpot army that she could have. May and Sif are at the casino and it is clear so Coulson orders the room to be cleaned from top to bottom. May calls Fitz for camera observation and he one-ups the order with satellites. The collar is charged and ready to go but they lock her into the room, alone and unhappy. But guess who is on the plane with Lorelei and is taking off? Fitz is under the spell and May steps in.

The cage begins to open up and Sif grabs the collar, will it hold her in?

Lorelei brings May to her knees and Ward demands that May obey Lorelei, who kisses him in front of May. Meanwhile, Skye is locked in and Coulson walks in wondering where Simmons is. She greets him, protectively. Sif is not in the plane and Gemma is upset that she is gone, but Coulson knows that she is out there, so he demands that the air lock is opened back up.

Sif and Lorelei are in the cage together and Lorelei feels a little power with Sif’s sword. Which one is more superior and wins the battle? Fitz and Gemma chase each other while Ward and May duke it out all at the same time. Sif and Lorelei punch it out as well. Bring on the popcorn! Who wins their respective battles?

Sif bring Lorelei to the ground and Sif is ready to end her, Lorelei demands to be killed and Sif refuses her request, and puts the collar on Lorelei. Sif apologizes for the plane’s damages and Odin orders Lorelei alive.

Several of the members mend their relationships, Ward is upset and wishes May would slap him a few times but nothing happens and May just wants to get the plane in the air. Fitz has a black eye and is a little upset with Coulson, but just wants a moment with Skye alone. The drug on the other hand, is a completely different story – how does Skye take it? Coulson is sorry for the possible side effects and ramifications but Skye is thankful she is able to see another day, for an 0-8-4 and from here on out, Coulson doesn’t need more codes and will search no matter the cost and make them pay.

“Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.” airs Tuesdays on ABC on Tuesday nights at 8 p.m. The show stars Clark Gregg as Phil Coulson, Ming-Na Wen as Melinda May, Brett Dalton as Grant Ward, Iain de Caestecker as Leo Fitz, Elizabeth Henstridge as Gemma Simmons and Chloe Bennet as Skye.